The honest truth behind every unfinished knitting project, half-built model kit, and abandoned pottery wheel. For the serial hobbyist who knows exactly what they're doing and does it anyway. Hang it in the craft room, the garage, or wherever the supplies are piling up.

Part of the Bright Zebra Creative Humor collection — for the desk, the shelf, or anywhere you want a daily reminder not to take it all so seriously.

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.

Learn about paper types and their unique textures and finishes here.

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.