A modern update to an ancient classic — for anyone who agreed to "just one drink" and regretted it by drink zero. Perfect for the reluctant extrovert, the professional excuse-maker, and anyone counting down to their own couch.

Part of the Bright Zebra Creative Humor collection — for the desk, the shelf, or anywhere you want a daily reminder not to take it all so seriously.

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.

Learn about paper types and their unique textures and finishes here.

No minimum orders, printed and shipped on demand.