For the person still replaying that conversation from 2019.

Seven deadpan prints for people who can't let a single sentence go unexamined — the 2am replays, the "wait, what did that text actually mean" spirals, the imaginary arguments they always win. Print them, tape them, done — no shipping, no waiting on a package that arrives after midterms.

What you get

• Instant download — delivered by email the moment you order
• Every design in 15 print sizes, including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpapers included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

Seven more prints for $14 more.
The Overthinker's Corner pairs this set with Think For Yourself —15 prints for $32.

How it works
Download, then print at home, at the campus copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

Every print in this set

• Exhausted from a scenario I completely invented.
• Mentally processing information that does not exist.
• Anxiety: A beautifully engineered over-response.
• Do not disrupt the current internal simulation.
• Reality is lagging slightly today.
• Everything is fine, conceptually speaking.
• Maintaining a fragile equilibrium.
  

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.