One dorm wall, completely handled.

Fifteen deadpan prints for people whose social battery died in week two and whose to-do list is more of a suggestion. Print them, tape them, done — no shipping, no waiting on a package that arrives after midterms.

Two sets in one

• Social Battery: Dead — 8 prints · also sold separately, $18
• Procrastination Station — 7 prints · also sold separately, $18

Both sets together, $32. Buying them separately runs $36.

What you get

• Instant download — delivered by email the moment you order
• Every design in 15 print sizes, including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpapers included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

How it works

Download, then print at home, at the campus copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

Every print in this set

• Socially distant by personality design
• Please exit my immediate radius
• My availability is entirely sensory-dependent
• I would love to come, but I live here
• Canceling plans is my absolute highest metric of joy
• I ran out of conversation tokens an hour ago
• My introversion is a deliberate economic choice
• Politely declining the external world today
• Staring at a spreadsheet to feel alive
• Productivity is an illusion I am currently chasing
• Currently archiving tasks I will never revisit
• The plan is perfect, the action is pending
• I am deep in the research phase of life
• The project is complete in my mind
• That sounds like a problem for my future self

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.