For the first place that's actually, finally, yours.

Across the whole place - desk, kitchen, hallway.

Two sets in one

• Corporate Burnout Starter Pack — 8 prints · also sold separately, $18
• Screen Time Indictment — 7 prints · also sold separately, $18

Both sets together, $32. Buying them separately runs $36.

Every print included

• Best regards implies I had a choice
• Typing as fast as my apathy allows
• Please remove me from this narrative
• This calendar invite is an act of aggression
• I survived another meeting that killed my drive
• My presence here is purely contractual
• Per my previous email, I am losing my mind
• Professionally wasting everyone's afternoon
• My screen time is an active indictment
• Too many tabs open in my cortex
• Silencing notifications to protect my peace
• Sent from my existential dread machine
• Your email has been queued for indifference
• I came online just to log off
• I have opinions about this

What you get

• Instant digital download — delivered by email the moment you order
• 15 print-ready sizes including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpaper versions included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

How it works

Download, then print at home, at a local copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.