For the desk that has to work as hard as you do.

For the room where the work happens, allegedly.

Two sets in one

• Meeting Survivor — 7 prints · also sold separately, $18
• Performance Review Season — 7 prints · also sold separately, $18

Both sets together, $32. Buying them separately runs $36.

Every print included

• Let's take this offline and never speak again
• That meeting completely erased my momentum
• We achieved absolutely nothing, beautifully
• I contributed nothing and left early
• Status: Actively dodging additional responsibilities
• Circling back until I dizzy myself
• This meeting is consuming finite resources
• Exceeding expectations in dynamic detachment
• My primary skill is looking moderately occupied
• Highly rated for avoiding structural errors
• My performance requires a heavy discount
• Following the protocol until it breaks me
• Mechanically performing my designated tasks
• Professionally tired

What you get

• Instant digital download — delivered by email the moment you order
• 15 print-ready sizes including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpaper versions included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

How it works

Download, then print at home, at a local copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.