For the person who needs three feet of personal space and zero eye contact before noon.

Eight prints for people who require a minimum buffer zone and a strict no-talking-before-coffee policy. Print them, tape them, done — no shipping, no waiting on a package.

What you get

• Instant download — delivered by email the moment you order
• Every design in 15 print sizes, including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpapers included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

Get all of the humor prints.
This set is part of the Professionally Tired Humor Vault — 74 prints for $49.

How it works
Download, then print at home, at the campus copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

Every print in this set

• I am the bottleneck in my social funnel.
• Please schedule an appointment to look at me.
• Small talk is an inefficient protocol.
• I have reached my daily syllable threshold.
• Nearing the end of my public tolerence.
• Please reduce your input volume.
• I'm not ignoring you.
• Please leave a message.

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.