Results may vary. Mine always do. The fine-print disclaimer, repurposed as a life philosophy. A faux-legal setup followed by an honest gut-punch — for anyone whose plans, diets, and New Year's resolutions have never once gone as expected. A clever, funny addition to a home office, kitchen, or anywhere you need a laugh at your own expense.

Part of the Bright Zebra Creative Humor collection — for the desk, the shelf, or anywhere you want a daily reminder not to take it all so seriously.

This is a digital download — no physical item will be shipped. After purchase, you'll receive an instant download link to your high-resolution print-ready file.

• Format: High-resolution digital file (print-ready)
• Instant download — available immediately after purchase
• Print at home or at your local print shop in any size