For the person counting down to 5pm before their coffee's even cold.

Everything wrong with email, hung on a wall.

Included in this set

• Best regards implies I had a choice.
• Typing as fast as my apathy allows.
• Please remove me from this narrative.
• This calendar invite is an act of aggression.
• I survived another meeting that killed my drive.
• My presence here is purely contractual.
• Per my previous email, I am losing my mind.
• Professionally wasting everyone's afternoon.

What you get

• Instant digital download — delivered by email the moment you order
• 15 print-ready sizes including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpaper versions included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

Seven more prints for $14 more.
The First Apartment pairs this set with Screen Time Indictment —15 prints for $32.

How it works

Download, then print at home, at a local copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.