The wall above the desk where nothing gets done.

Seven deadpan prints for people who have a perfect plan, an immaculate system, and absolutely no progress. Print them, tape them, done — no shipping, no waiting on a package that arrives after midterms.

What you get

• Instant download — delivered by email the moment you order
• Every design in 15 print sizes, including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpapers included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

Eight more prints for $14 more.
The Dorm Wall pairs this set with Social Battery: Dead —15 prints for $32.

How it works
Download, then print at home, at the campus copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

Every print in this set

• Staring at a spreadsheet to feel alive
• Productivity is an illusion I am currently chasing
• Currently archiving tasks I will never revisit
• The plan is perfect, the action is pending
• I am deep in the research phase of life
• The project is complete in my mind
• That sounds like a problem for my future self

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.