For the person whose roommate keeps asking if they want to come out.

Eight deadpan prints for people whose social battery died somewhere in week two and never fully recovered. Print them, tape them, done — no shipping, no waiting on a package that arrives after midterms.

What you get

• Instant download — delivered by email the moment you order
• Every design in 15 print sizes, including 16×20, 18×24, 24×36 and 30×40
• Phone and desktop wallpapers included
• 300 DPI, print-shop ready

Seven more prints for $14 more.
The Dorm Wall pairs this set with Procrastination Station —15 prints for $32.

How it works
Download, then print at home, at the campus copy shop, or through any online print service. Frames not included.

Every print in this set

• Socially distant by personality design
• Please exit my immediate radius
• My availability is entirely sensory-dependent
• I would love to come, but I live here
• Canceling plans is my absolute highest metric of joy
• I ran out of conversation tokens an hour ago
• My introversion is a deliberate economic choice
• Politely declining the external world today

For personal use. Not for resale or commercial redistribution.